I couldn't take it anymore, I had to go shopping. I live in Manhattan,
how could I not buy things?
Had to figure out a disguise so I could go out, after all I am a 'visible figure'(which is different from 'person of interest')
Anyway, I went to a certain well-known street where there are alot of
stores. I figure with all the tourists,I could get lost even more.
I went into 'BR' in search of some clothes that said 'wife of a Congressman'
An overly perky blonde girl bumped into me! She was with some man who was attractive despite the fact he was wearing horn-rimmed glasses.
"Excuse me!" she squeaked. Then, it happened-she said "Is that you potential step mom?" Then she hugged me!
Is this some new teen fad? Randomly trying to pick up women for their
single dads?
Before I could say anything,the HRG looked at me like I was a ghost and dragged the girl out of the store.
I can't think anymore, I need some new lipgloss...
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