Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Who I Could of Married



This is a picture of an old beau of mine. He was an actor, he reminds me of someone,but
I can't figure out who.
Instead I married Nathan-son of Angela-
Do you know something? He was gone all Summer and I was barely able to sleep or eat. Mama Petrelli even kept hinting it was my fault that he vanished.
Then, he shows up one day looking like a Hobo. I am all weepy because I felt relief. My sons were so happy to see their daddy.
Mama Petrelli? Slaps him and accuses him of murdering Peter! Nate may be many things but he would never kill anyone. Especially his yang to his yin. His Huck to his Tom or something like that.
He refused to talk to me except for "Where is the whiskey?" He would not go near his
children. He waved at them,but that was it. Collin tried to shake his hand and that set off
drunken sobs from the hairy drunk of my husband.
This is a family of crazies. They make the House of Usher look stable in comparison.
I had to take my boys out of there. They have a reputation and future after all.
I know Peter is NOT dead! Why do I know this? He has called me! Ok, so I get a call
usually around 2 in the morning from Ireland or someplace like that. He is always saying "Who is this? Why am I calling?"
He always has been a bit Emo, so I play along then he hangs up.
BONKERS=PETRELLI!
This is my life folks-welcome to it!
Wow, I should of married that other guy.

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Tis the end of Summer

My sons are back from Summer camp-back to the wheelchair. Now way I could explain how mommy can walk again.
One postive thing: I found a use for the handicap shower. All the rails on the walls are perfect for shaving my legs. You just hitch a leg up like during ballet and you get a great shave.
=)
I have been searching day and night for my husband. I thought I spotted him one day near Rockefeller Center. It turned out this guy had a larger bear than that Grizzly Bear guy that used to be on tv. Nathan never and I mean NEVER
would allow that to happen. He knows I would wax his face in his sleep.
I will start posting my findings here soon-
I am not a computer person-I don't really know how to show pictures.
!
(@) (@)
() <-----------This is how I feel right now

U

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Restaurant in Manhattan, New York City - 21 Club - Bar Room - Virtual Tour

Restaurant in Manhattan, New York City - 21 Club - Bar Room - Virtual Tour

I had a great time today, I went out in my wheel chair with Mama Petrelli. No, she didn't ride in my chair with me.
I got to the 21 Club and fell in front of it and pretended that she pushed me onto the ground.
"Help!" I cried out "This mean-looking woman pushed me onto the ground. Me, the wife of Nathan Petrelli Congressman!"
Angela hissed "Stop it,"
The nice people in the club quickly gathered me up and called the police. I bet she is still there.
Meanwhile, I had a lovely drink in the Bar Room.
Heehee

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

fine dining with the frenemy

I still have much to do to find the truth. The questions have been
crowding my brain.
I realized I must be a bit mad for sinking to my mother-in-law's
level of pranks. We live in the same mansion and yet I played dong-dong door ditch
at my own door!
Decided I will stop asking questions in front of Mama Petrelli,
I am sure she knows what is going on.
We had a truly yummy truce dinner at a divine restaurant that serves Tuscan food. Our family goes there alot,or used to until life go odd.
It is called Coco Pazzo and Mama picked up Pino's cookbook while she was there.
Don't get me wrong, I know how to cook, I just don't like it. With the lifestyle of the family, we rarely are home to use the kitchen anyway.
I am pleading for someone to help me find the truth about my husband and my brother-in-law. Any information would be welcome!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

newest message from Nathan



I couldn't believe my eyes! Nathan has encountered that man with the 50's style glasses. You know the one with the overly friendly blonde teenager who looked like a cheerleader!
I need to find him and that girl again. Plus, perhaps I found the meaning
behind the Zucchini.
Take a look at that white cloud Nathan leaves behind-really look at it!A
cloud caused by the evil vegetable perhaps?
Hey, call that remark immature-so what? My husband allowed me to crash in a
car while he went swooping about. 10 hours of surgery I went through!
I have to forge ahead and go seek the man with the glasses and the girl.

Friday, June 8, 2007

So, I get a message from Nathan



I know this will cause people to question my sanity. I was told by Nathan that he is in Purgatory. He proclaimed he will send me as many messages as possible.
I am going with this explaination because I am a good wife. But what is
the message I get after that? Zucchini?
He never ate that when he ate with the family! It was always carrots!
(and sometimes asparagus) Is this a code of some sort? The Zucchini code of truth?
Speaking of which,I am starting to think Peter is sending me messages
also.
He was bright like one of those disco mirror balls and we were Country line dancing(why?) He told me he loved me and wept like a little girl.
I hope he is ok, I miss him so!PETER!
I mean NATHAN!

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Still Missing

I dreamt that Nathan was telling me he had to get out of Purgatory before he could come home.
At this point, I am almost willing to believe anything. I just know
that I miss him. Maybe he knows where Peter is. I have e-mailed Peter,phoned Peter
and even resorted to trying to text him. All I got back was "Big Blow-out,be back later"
What?
Meanwhile, I am getting everything ready for the boys to return to
Dalton next school year. It is not easy being a single parent!
Mama called yet again. She said she was Nathan and asked if my refrigerator was running.
Ha-ha,very funny.....NOT!